Shrek's Office Grind
Shrek's Office Grind
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Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges towards his office. It ain't glamorous being the CEO of an ogrecompany. He's got piles of paperwork to chew through, meetings with irritating officials, and the constant threat of donkey shenanigans.
To top it all off, he's gotta wrestle the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just lounging in his swamp with a good bowl of gunk, but duty calls. He sighs and throws on his business suit. Another day, another dollar.
Swamp Thing Corporate: They Know
Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.
- We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
- It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
- Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.
Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.
Bayou Living > The Rat Race
Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's concrete jungle. Out here in the wetlands, life moves at a more natural flow. You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to breathe fresh air . No fluorescent lights out here. Just the rustling reeds and the whispering wind . It's a true life, ya know? One you can't find in no city slicker hustle .
My Overlord is Farquaad Send Help
This sucks. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I tried to quit once, and let me tell you, it was a terrible idea. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.
I just need someone to save me. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.
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* I'm certain he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.
* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.
* Please, someone, send help!
Full Time Ogre, Part Time Meme Lord
He's a real monster, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes the ogre life. When he's not laying waste to villages, you can catch him crafting memes. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a funny guy. green
- The meme game is weak without him
- That sweet, sweet internet validation fuels him
- Don't anger the meme lord
Weekend Forecast: 100% Swamped
Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real slogger. We're lookin' at intense rain all weekend long with temperatures in the low 90s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra bug spray and a poncho. It might even be good for gettin' that crocodile watchin' in.
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